"I have a tall dick" 
Nice

"I have a tall dick"
Nice

waluiqi:

stress is love stress is life

waluiqi:

I told myself I was gonna sleep at midnight and it’s four

jonnyfire:

Good

jonnyfire:

Good

sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍

joshpeck:

when your friend makes an offensive joke but you don’t want to start anything with them

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

reblog and i’ll look at your blog i need to follow more people
hanscrotch:

when the vending machine won’t take the dollar

hanscrotch:

when the vending machine won’t take the dollar

basedpidgeot:

avengers assemble

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

tyleroakley:

another day, another moment where I can’t not reblog this